Oooh Say Can You See - Lots of Boobs, Butts and Cooch.

Still no drama on any of the FB pages to write about so once again I'm on my own for an idea for a topic of writing. Today's topic won't pertain so much to Edwards but to military wives of all branches in general. Also, part of this post will be in response to a recent video of Lil Wayne's blatant disrespect to the Flag.

I'm not entirely sure what it is but for some reason there are a majority of wives and girlfriends who feel an absolute need to post photographs of themselves wearing their husbands uniforms. Some of these photographs are extremely distasteful and could be considered pornographic, some of them not so much. Regardless, photos of women wearing their man's uniform always seems to leave a very bad taste in my mouth. 

I've never understood the desire to take these types of photographs. Now, I'm sure that for some, it has a lot to do with pride in their service member's military career. But wives all around the world are equally proud of their civilian husbands and I can think of no other career field where wives rush to post photographs of themselves wearing their husband's work uniform. Seriously, how many photos of women dressed up in pizza delivery shirts, custodian uniforms and stuff like that. But you get a man in uniform and the next thing you know, you're posing half naked in his hat, jacket, dog tags, rank and unit patches. I know there's the fad of taking sexy boudoir shots in part of the uniform to send to our husbands overseas – I'm okay with that as that's for his eyes only. But when you're posting photos on your facebook wall, making it look like you yourself are part of the Armed Services, well, that's where it turns from simple fun to disrespect to the uniform. Even more so is when you have name tapes made to put on an ABU jacket stating “Air Force/Army/Marine/Navy wife”. 

The right to wear the uniform of the 4 branches of the Armed Services is something that is earned by signing a contract, swearing in and volunteering your life for specific amount of time for the service of your country. Just because your boyfriend/fiance or spouse has made that agreement with the government does not mean that you did as well.

I know that many will disagree with me and give me the whole song and dance about how “we serve too”.. NO, we don't. Like any marriage, we have agreed to support a man in his choice of career – while it's true that we sacrifice much more in our marriages than those married to a civilian, we never signed that contract. In all sense of the word, we are still civilians whom just happen to be married to someone who made the decision to serve their country.

Some bitches take this “Military wife” thing way too far to the point it's sick. We all know the types – the ones who throw their husband's rank around, demand their car be saluted because they are married to an officer, who want preferential treatment because they feel they are entitled to it because of their husband's advances. But, here's a reality check, YOU are not in the military. You are a spouse, a dependent and nothing more. Your husband's career will carry on without you, believe it or not. He will still deploy, he will still acquire rank, he will still take PT tests with our without you.

You do not have “the toughest job in the military”. If you honestly believe that is true, go spend a day with any Ranger/Pararescue/Seal and try to do what they do. Even better, go sit in a dug out foxhole in the middle of the Afghanistan desert, shitting in a hole, not taking a bath for weeks on end, while getting shot at and watching your brothers in arms die. Then tell me how hard you have it. Unless you go to work with him daily, doing the same exact job and receive a paycheck in your own name, you are not in the military. Until the US Government adds a new AFSC or MOS for Spouse you have absolutely no right to wear the uniform and disgrace it with your tits hanging out or your legs spread and posed like your waiting to service the entire flight. Want to wear the uniform? Easy. Sign up for 4 years, go through basic training and then you can earn that right. I bet once you did, you would show it a lot more respect when posting photographs of yourself in it.

No Disrespect my ass

Even the USC in Section 771 states:
Except as otherwise provided by law, no person except a member of the Army, Navy, Air Force, or Marine Corps, as the case may be, may wear -
(1) the uniform, or a distinctive part of the uniform, of the Army, Navy, Air Force, or Marine Corps; or
(2) a uniform any part of which is similar to a distinctive part of the uniform of the Army, Navy, Air Force, or Marine Corps

I don't see any exceptions to the rules being made saying its okay for military wives or girlfriends who think they are cute.

Which leads me into my next bitch. The American Flag. Want to talk about something that deserves even more respect than the uniform? The Flag is the symbol of what our fighting men and women wear that uniform for in the first damn place.

I'm sure most by now have seen the latest news about Lil Wayne tromping all over a flag on the ground. On any military related site you can find the video and read comments in response to it. Everyone is up in arms over his behavior and have every right to be – it was an outright display of disrespect to the symbol of this nation and what our troops fight for. 

Yes he's a dipshit - but in reality are you any better?

  In truth, Lil Wayne is a punk and his behavior shouldn't shock anyone. But these same women who are bitching about Lil Wayne are many of the same bitches who disrespect the flag themselves. People use it as table cloths, wrap it around their naked bodies for photographs, wear bikinis designed to look like it. Hell, you put your naked newborns on it as a backdrop thinking its cute without even considering the fact your kid might piss, shit or puke on that very symbol you so loudy bitch about when you see idiots like Lil Wayne stomping on it. But each and every time you do any of these things, you're disrespecting it just as much. It is not a decoration for you to use to flaunt your military family status. There's a reason why the men and women serving salute the flag – the flag does not represent them – its the other way around. I've had several members of my family fight and die for this country and when I see you laying naked on the flag thinking your cute I just want to scream “Get Your Cooch Juice off my Flag”. You are not cute, you are not sexy, you are a disrespectful twat nugget who deserves to get slapped.

Disrespect - it's not just for military wives

To the photographers on this base – Stop taking these types of photographs in the first damn place. If spouses ask for it, refuse. If you desire to take these types of photos then spend a bit of cash and buy fabric that is striped without the Stars that is made for this purpose. But when you take photographs just to collect a paycheck, your just as disrespectful as the bitches asking for them.

Until next time....